Saturday, October 29, 2016

An Update on Your Upcoming Visit to Bangkok and Pattaya

A Quick Rundown

Although I'm still in Malaysia my friends living in Bangkok and Pattaya have kept me updated on what's been happening since the passing of Thailand's beloved King.

From the onset it seemed the government was initiating a complete and utter shut down of entertainment venues indefinitely.

As of now the government has deemed that type of policy would utterly destroy tourism. And it would. Even though the country's red light districts doesn't account as a large percentage according to official figures. But to me it would make a noticeable dent.

Go Go Bars Are Open (Sort of)

Go Go bars in Bangkok and Pattaya are operating but not as usual. You'll notice things will be slightly quieter or muffled. Loud thumping music is which a prerequisite for bars have lowered their decibels out of respect.

Though in Pattaya go go bars were closing earlier, around 1am. Not sure how long that will go on but not long is my guess.

But it's business as usual.

Oil and Soapy Massage

These joints have not been affected at all. Since no loud music is played inside and the doors are already closed.

Beer Bars and Street Hookers

Ladies have to eat. You'll still find freelancers on the streets as well as in beer bars. Don't be alarmed. They'll be dressed either in black or white or both. It's just out of respect again.

Probably a good idea for you to pack a few black or white shirts as well for your trip.

Saturday, October 15, 2016

An Update on Visiting Thailand...

I wrote a post yesterday about what to expect if you're coming to Thailand's red light districts in the near future.

Now I can't predict what will happen of course but so far Thailand Tourists Authority put this info out http://www.tatnews.org/recommendations-regarding-mourning-period-for-his-majesty-king-bhumibol-adulyadej/ to clarify a couple of things.

From tat news.org website
According to the 3rd bullet point, it's entirely up to bar and nightclub owners for how long they want to close. This is as official as it gets. There has been no mandatory days of closing set by the government as reported earlier.

I'm assuming all go go bars will close for just a short period of time. A closed bar is a bar that bleeds money. How many days is anyones guess but I would assume it wouldn't be too long.

And don't expect music in bars to go full blast either anytime soon. I can just imagine that the sounds of go go bar girls' high heels scraping along the stage will be a lot louder than the DJs music.

So far the outlook for Thailand's nightlife industry is not as bleak as it could be. Hell even the Thai stock markets has jumped due to the smooth transition. In another words, no shit has hit the fan.

Friday, October 14, 2016

What to Expect in Thailand the Coming Months...

Info for Travelers Too Late to Cancel Their Trips to Thailand's Red Light Districts...

Traditionally the month of October kicks off the high season for visitors heading to Bangkok or Pattaya for the red light districts.

But after the recent death of the King of Thailand the country is in a state of mourning. How long will the country mourn for now is hard to say. King Bhumibol Adulyadej is much beloved and revered in the country so it's safe to say it could be a long while.

I Can't Cancel My Trip, What Can I Do?

Even though your choices for finding Thai working girls has been reduced, anyone can still find what they're looking for here in Bangkok or Pattaya.

In general, any establishment playing loud music will have to shut down. Because loud music is equated with celebration. So without a question go go bars will remain closed. Until when I'm not sure.

Which is very bad news for Nana, Patpong, Soi Cowboy in Bangkok and Walking Street out in Pattaya. I've never been a big fan of overpriced go go bars anyways. But they certainly are a great place to hang out with a group of friends and enjoy going in once in awhile.

Oil Massage Shops and Soapies Are Still Your Best Options

Because oil massage shops and soapies do not play loud music and not really a "celebratory" type of business they will remain open. However, some of those businesses may close for a few days or up to a week as a show of respect.

And I've been saying this for a long time, oil massage shops in Bangkok is the best place to find good looking girls and the price is cheaper than go go bars. And there are many nice affordable hotels near the oil massage shops.

Freelance Thai Hookers in Beer Bars, Discos and Clubs

Beer bars can most likely remain open as alcohol can still be sold. Beer bars such as the ones found around Nana Soi 4 and Soi 7 Beer Garden can be open for business. They just can not play loud music.

Thermae sell alcohol and yes they do have music. But much like beer bars they don't have to turn it on. Freelance Thai hookers in Thermae will most likely be dressed in black or white as a show of respect though. But you can still pick them up.

After hour discos and clubs however is a total different story. These types of venues depend on  music in ear splitting decibels to draw in customers and street hookers.

I never really promoted escort services either because I don't find much use for them. However, due to the recent situation, I'm guessing a lot of go go girls that are temporarily unemployed may look for work at an escort service.

But if you don't want to pay crazy escort rate prices I suggest looking at WeChat, Tinder (or Grindr if that's cup of tea).

Bangkok Backpage has been used by a lot of my friends looking to save some money on hooking up with Thai girls with a lot of success.

The Bottom Line

Any business catering to sex tourists in Thailand playing loud music and dancing will be closed until further notice.

Sex workers in Thailand have to work and earn money. If they don't they'll starve and get thrown out of their apartments. If you've known a working girl long enough you will find out that they spend money as fast as they can make it.

And there's no way in hell they're going to work at a "normal" job after the taste of fast money.

With all the go go bar girls temporarily unemployed they have to go somewhere to find customers right?

My guess is you're going to find more girls inside beer bars and perhaps on the streets of Sukhumvit. There could be a lot more sex workers outside of Nana Plaza Hotel's parking lot and between Nana Soi 4 down to Sukhumvit Soi 15.

If you're still traveling to Thailand this month or the next you might want to pack some black or white shirts as a show of respect as well.

Friday, October 7, 2016

Back in Bangkok for a Few Days

Because of all the rain that's been going on I had to head back to my house in Bangkok. The neighborhood I live in is prone to flooding like most of the city is.

So far everything is okay. But for the businesses in the red light districts maybe it's not so good. With all the rain ladies working in the industry can't get to work.

Since the majority of working girls live away from Sukhumvit or Patpong where the red light districts are centered, ladies can have a difficult time getting to freelance bars and go go bars.

This doesn't mean go go bars will be empty. Because bar girls get penalized if they don't get their asses to work. So there is motivation for girls to get into their bikinis and shake their asses in front of customers' faces.

Freelance bars are a whole different story. I went over to Thermae on a particularly rainy night around 11pm and the place was not as packed as it could be. Even customers seem to have stayed in their hotel rooms as one of my favorite waiters told me it's been quiet.

We're in October now which is the final leg of the rainy season in Thailand. But this rainy weather seems quite peculiar and stubborn so who knows it might even go well into November which is the start of the cool season. It's happened before.

So What's a Guy to Do?

Well I already mentioned many bar girls can't get to their places of work. That doesn't mean there's a shortage of ladies to bar fine and take back to your hotel room. But there is no doubt many establishments are quieter. But you didn't fly halfway around the world for nothing right? And you don't want to stay inside your hotel room and jerk off all by your lonesome self, right?

One alternative is to head to Phrom Phong's oil massage parlors. If you do a search on a blog here I've written extensive posts on oil massage parlors. These joints don't just polish your knob. They do full service.

Pretty much all oil massage shops in Phrom Phong have massage girls living on premise. Though the better looking massage girls live just a little bit further away because they can afford it.

And Phrom Phong has a lot of decent hotels nearby that are very close to the massage shops.

Monday, September 5, 2016

Pretty Dolls in Kuala Lumpur

An Early Christmas Gift from Yours Truly

After writing about my sex adventures in Kuala Lumpur where I'm residing now temporarily on this blog post about KL sex saunas and spas, I've been getting a lot of emails asking me to spill more beans about KL's nightlife and sex industry.

Like Thailand, prostitution is technically illegal in Malaysia. But it's tolerated.

KL is not really well known as a hot bed of Asian prostitutes to most foreigners like Bangkok is. But the pay for play scene in KL is alive and kicking. Even though prostitution is illegal in KL, you can very easily find hookers to keep you company.

For example check out prettydoll888.com. I think this is the same group that ran JJ Spa. This is one of the best kept secrets I can divulge to the rest of you perverts looking to pay to spend some time with some very pretty girls.

Uzbek or not Uzbek? But damn she was fine and hot!

They provide girls from China, Vietnam, Laos and Indonesia. But they also have girls from Russia, "Uzbekistan" and "Korea".

I put Korea in quotes because I've been with a few of their "Korean Girls" but I eventually found out they are not Korean at all.

I know more than a few Korean words and I've even lived in South Korea in the late 90's briefly. When I tried to speak to them all I got were awkward smiles.

So where the f**k are they from? If I had to make an educated guess, I would say the few "Korean" girls I paid for are from Mongolia.

Why the charade? If you don't know it by now these days Korean girls are hot and in demand to Southeast Asian males. South Korean girl bands look amazing in their music videos and you can bet your ass that a lot of Malaysian dudes were spanking their monkeys to Girl's Generation videos like I have.

Besides real Korean hookers can make a shit load more money in South Korea than they can in Malaysia. So there would be no reason at all why Korean hookers would want to go to KL for work. Not unless they're from North Korea but that's a whole different story.

Prettydoll888 is capitalizing on that fact that local Malay men would love to have a go at desirable Korean women. But if they can't get real Korean girls they might as well get the next best thing.

Which is women from Mongolia. That's right, I think the women advertised in Prettydoll888 as Korean actually hail from Mongolia. And they cost RM280 for 45 minutes and 1 shot.

You'll see on Prettydoll888 that they also have women from "Uzbekistan" costing RM230 for 45 minutes 1 shot too. If you look at their website you'll see that their Uzbek girls look Asian. Although that is possible, are they really from Uzbekistan? I can't speak Russian but I'm willing to bet their Uzbek girls are actually from Mongolia too.

You can find Prettydoll888 on premise of Q House Hotel in Kuala Lumpur

Now they do have a few Russian girls and I can confidently confirm that Prettydoll888 actually have girls from Russia. I banged and spoke to them that's how I know. Russian girls cost RM330 for 45 minutes and 1 shot too.

Personally, I don't really care for where their girls come from. I just know Prettydoll888 girls are hot. The group that runs these girls really know how to select their girls and I applaud them for it. And it's hard to share this bit of information with the rest of you perverts.

China girls price start from RM230. Indonesian and Vietnamese girls start at RM180 and are the cheapest.

But Here's How to Find Prettydoll888 in KL

The nearest KL Monorail station to Q Hotel is called Medan Tuanku station in Chow Kit.

Prettydoll888 is inside of the Q Hotel Kuala Lumpur for incall service.  It was formerly called the Citrus Hotel and this is a decent budget hotel in the city if you're planning to fool around in KL. It's not a 4 star hotel more like a 2 or 3 star. And I can tell you from experience their beds are quite comfortable.

Prettydoll888 operates from the 3rd to 5th floor of the hotel. There's no spa or massage service. It's a straight up bang and go shop. They pretty much booked most of the rooms on those floors.

Don't mind the Citrus Hotel name on the map it is not updated. Q Hotel recently took over .

Sorry guys, I didn't make a video walking to Q Hotel because the walk takes about 10 minutes and I have to cross a few roads with a lot of traffic. But believe me it's easy to find Q Hotel, especially when you use google maps.

The main entrance of Q Hotel

Q Hotel Elevator in lobby. Remember, head to either 3rd, 4th or 5th floor to find the guys working for Prettydoll888

The eastern side of Q Hotel. You will see this building while walking towards Q Hotel.

When you get to the floor you meet a guy sitting right outside the elevator. Just say Prettydoll and tell them what girl you're looking for. Let's just call he guy what he really is which is a pimp.

Q Hotel elevators. Not sure why but this ugly green is in a lot of KL business establishments.

Or you can ask to see every girl available. The pimp will take you to each room they're staying in. I recommend visually inspecting the girls up front. They don't look exactly like their photos,  but very close. And most of the girls are quite beautiful regardless.

The pimps that manage the girls can speak English so no problems at all communicating with them. And one important thing to note is you pay the girls directly. You don't pay the pimps. And tipping is not necessary. Not unless you want to or course.

Prettydoll888 is also an escort service in KL. Just check their website for outcall rates.

So there it is. An early gift from yours truly. Enjoy!

Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Dining At The Y and Getting BJs

Going Down on Thai Hookers - Good Idea or Not?

I get tons of emails from guys asking me if it's safe to eat out a Thai hooker's pussy. Dining at the Y or DATY for short. Just picture a girl with her legs up in the air and you'll get the picture.

The easy answer is no. Of all the years I've been messing around with prostitutes I have only went down on one or two girls. But those girls were hot, on the 1 to 10 scale they were a 12 and a very good friend of mine paid a lot of Baht to get those girls for me.

But I haven't been one to perform cunnilingus on any women. Not even when I was still married to my ex-wife.  And one of the reasons why she divorced me I suppose. I just find it unappealing. But that's me. If you enjoy go for it. But I'd prefer sticking my face in a rare T-Bone steak.

Though there is another reason why I don't enjoy DATY on any hookers. Let's use a bit of visual reinforcement here.

Picture yourself at a go go bar. If you're reading this and inside a go go bar now this will be a lot more effective.

Take a good look at the customers sitting next to you on your left.  Now take a long hard look to your right.  Notice they are all a bunch of degenerate mouth breathers. Now imagine all of them pile driving into a bar girl in a short time room. You still want to put your mouth on that? It's up to you. To me, that's just plain old nasty.

I have a lot of friends who enjoy DATY. As much as they claim to regret doing it afterwards they still do it! Though I think a few stopped after catching herpes. So yes, you can catch nasty STDs!

But there is another way I always look at it. When I'm with a Thai hooker I want her to pleasure me. I'm paying for it after all. If she wanted me to pleasure her she has got to pay me or at least give me a discount. Performing cunnilingus has never given me pleasure. So why the hell should I do it?

My goal is to bang as many women as I can like the late great Wilt Chamberlain. To date I believe I'm just short 19,900.

Getting BJs in Bangkok

I also get a lot of questions asking me if bare back blow jobs are safe from Thai hookers. The answer is there is still a risk of catching something infectious like a drippy dick. You can still get genital herpes on the receiving end of a BJ. As of yet, you can't catch anything that pills and shots can't take care of.

That said, I am guilty. I've had a lot of uncovered blow jobs from Thai hookers. Every year I get a complete check up and I'm clean as a whistle (knock on wood).

But that's because I make my own judgements and I set my own limits on the risk I'm willing to take with Thai prostitutes.

I avoid BJ's from Thai girls wearing braces. Cause let's just face it. Metal braces rubbing on your shaft is just an invitation to disaster.

But hey I get it. Even though there is a certain risk of catching something I still can't resist a BJ from a pretty girl. And my smile turns into a frown when she whips out a condom and gives me a covered BJ.  And if she does I will never object to it. And you shouldn't either as she's only doing this for her safety as well as yours.

Wednesday, July 13, 2016

Not a Bad Way to Spend a Rainy Day...

Last week I made a quick trip back to Bangkok to check on my home again because of all the rain that's been pouring down.

So I had a chance to meet up with a few friends for a beer and then move on to get an oil massage somewhere along Sukhumvit Soi 22. I'll make a map of this soi soon there are a bunch of oil massage shops. Some look like there's no funny business going on inside but from the looks and playfulness of the massage girls outside of the shops I think they'll do more than just rub your backs.

Anyways we decided to head over to BKK48 Massage. I haven't been there in awhile but the times that I went I've always had a pretty good experience.

When we got there we saw a piece of paper taped to the storefront saying they are closed on July 4th for renovations. But we got there the day after and they were still closed. I would like to go back and check out what kind renovations they're going through.

Maybe because of all trouble brewing for the soapy massage parlors in Huay Kwang many oil massage parlors are putting in bathtubs to pick up the slack. I know Angels Massage put in some jacuzzis as an extra option for customers looking for a soapy experience.

I also passed by Bit Style Massage which is just a few shops away from BKK48 Massage. We were tempted to just go in since started raining heavy again. I didn't really have a good time there last year but maybe it's about time I head back there for another look see.

However, one of my friends suggested we head over to Analisa Massage. This is the same guy that introduced me to Analisa in the first place. That's because he likes having a finger in his ass while getting jacked off.

Never been to this room in Analisa

There's even a sofa. Analisa is also well known for freaky services.

Getting a "prostate massage" is something I don't like personally but Analisa has some girls with some decent massage skills. The hand job or blow job afterwards is just a nice finish. So I didn't mind heading over there again.

I didn't even bother choosing a girl this time. Analisa girls are okay when it comes to looks but they are better known for their services. And I did get a good massage with a nice BJ finish. This time though the massage girls used a cherry flavored condom on me with a slight thinner material. The last few times I've been to Analisa the girls used these industrial strength condoms and I couldn't feel a thing.

So a good change at Analisa.

Finally if you've been following what's been happening around on the soapy massage scene in Huay Kwang it seems like Nataree is still closed with Alaina Massage being affected too. Both are owned by the same guy.

From what I've been reading it seems like the owner hasn't been playing nice with the authorities. Which is one of the reasons why Nataree and Alaina closed for now.

All the other soapies along Ratchada have not been affected and it's business as usual. But if you're scared to go check one out for now I suggest going to the oil massage shops along Phrom Phong that you may search on this blog.

Personally I've always favored the oil massage shops.